Thursday, September 11, 2008

Do I ever have a bad day Sure!

As I sit here thinking and writing I wonder if anyone out there is thinking does this woman ever have a bad day? I can honestly say no, but I do have bad moments usually with technology. Lol...Tonight I am sitting here taking deep breathes and picturing my grand babies I spent the evening playing with and trying to relax from a technology situation that only takes common sense (while talking to a representative on the phone) to figure out.

As I always say I am 53 years young, I am able to move with the times can keep up on technology and know the ins and outs of a computer. So much is done today by computer even paying bills on line.

I am one who can hang with the phone prompts that say press this button or enter this number then select from the following next prompt. What I have a problem with is the human I ask to speak with called the representative. If you explain your situation it's always followed by the same darn speech I firmly believe they pass around like notes in high school. How may I help you followed by I apologize for the wait and any for any problems you may be experiencing. I think I might print that on a tee shirt. Which reminds me of those darn lines in the grocery store as the person behind you stands and inspects your body begins to sigh, grunt, and groan as your thinking the same. What is the hold up. Well not me I just flow with the day...but I hear it all the time and speaking of time as we all know it getting shorter and shorter as the world moves faster and faster. Huh, why the hell am I still in menopause if everything else is moving so fast. Wow another spontaneous thought has leaped in...lol Have you ever had someone ask you "where does time go?" I have to laugh how does one answer that without saying how the hell do I know! Wait while I try to contact Freud and find out...I am sitting her laughing again. Laughing for me is probably like a sedative to someone else. I LOVE IT!

I decided I will print a tee saying while you are standing here waiting and inspecting my back side could you please fix anything you notice that is wrong? Oh, and by the way you have a booger in your nose.

So in the end I have come to the conclusion you might as well learn to deal with technology avoiding it only prolongs the obvious and makes you appear old. Keep waiting in line and take time to listen to all those prompts when calling a company and think of this when you do...it's a moment in this fast pace crazy world when you can use those times to relax and simply breath. Save your blood pressure for things that are really worth the higher readings.

Have a wonderful, happy, relaxing day and I can't stress enough find a way to laugh!